Your name is KIDK MIRAI, although you wonder just how HIGH you even had to BE just to DO something like that.

Your interests include CARTOONS, COMICS, and NOVELS about FICTIONAL SCIENCE and sometimes WIZARDS.

You wield the PENKIND specibus, because you like to WRITE and DRAW a lot, and you like to refer to yourself as the MAGE of LAW, although in reality you are just a garden-variety ATTORNEY.

You are also a HUGE FANGIRL and your BLOG is likely to consist mostly if not entirely of COOL FAN-RELATED NONSENSE. The rest will consist of photos of your various CROCHET projects, because you are obsessed with YARN.

seerofnight:

gracilegarhi:

andy-shunsho:

jumpingjacktrash:

hypotheticalwoman:

bigbigtruck:

HEY NOW I RESENT THAT
Oranges & Lemons was a perfectly good album

Which edition of the Bible forbids Cyberpunk?

*laughing helplessly* oh my god, what kind of weird voodoo christianity are they inventing here? LYCANTHROPY? yeah, okay, i’ll make sure not to become a werewolf!
i’m kind of sad, though. because there are people who genuinely believe they can go to hell for being in the wrong clique or fandom or having the wrong hobbies or whatever.

i will levitate if i goddamn well want to.
some of these though. i can’t even

Omg can you imagine a bunch of sweet ladies all going to a yoga class and then all of a sudden the entire yoga class becomes possessed by demons, and then they all go out and spread the evil practice of yoga to unsuspecting fitness enthusiasts

Demonically possessed vegetarians too.

Apparently eating the flesh and blood of animals is the only way to ensure that the carrot demons do not take hold.  Just don’t be a vampire, that’s not allowed either.
What is even trilateralism?  I googled it and it seems to be a word from past decades to talk about a supposed conspiracy of rich people to create some kind of alliance between the U.S., Europe, and Japan that would end up in a ‘world currency’ and other shit that isn’t going to happen any time soon.  What does that have to do with demons?

seerofnight:

gracilegarhi:

andy-shunsho:

jumpingjacktrash:

hypotheticalwoman:

bigbigtruck:

HEY NOW I RESENT THAT

Oranges & Lemons was a perfectly good album

Which edition of the Bible forbids Cyberpunk?

*laughing helplessly* oh my god, what kind of weird voodoo christianity are they inventing here? LYCANTHROPY? yeah, okay, i’ll make sure not to become a werewolf!

i’m kind of sad, though. because there are people who genuinely believe they can go to hell for being in the wrong clique or fandom or having the wrong hobbies or whatever.

i will levitate if i goddamn well want to.

some of these though. i can’t even

Omg can you imagine a bunch of sweet ladies all going to a yoga class and then all of a sudden the entire yoga class becomes possessed by demons, and then they all go out and spread the evil practice of yoga to unsuspecting fitness enthusiasts

Demonically possessed vegetarians too.

Apparently eating the flesh and blood of animals is the only way to ensure that the carrot demons do not take hold.  Just don’t be a vampire, that’s not allowed either.

What is even trilateralism?  I googled it and it seems to be a word from past decades to talk about a supposed conspiracy of rich people to create some kind of alliance between the U.S., Europe, and Japan that would end up in a ‘world currency’ and other shit that isn’t going to happen any time soon.  What does that have to do with demons?

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    NO VIDEO GAMES OR HARRY POTTER!!! FUCK THAT!!! ill stay a godless heathen
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    Well shit, they took all the fun stuff!
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    Aaaand… postmodernism and Lord...the Rings are on there because of the deep, dark Satanic...
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    Things I most certainly take part in: Yoga Astrology Tarot cards Palmistry Earth Worship Meditation LOTR Harry potter...
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    LOOKS LIKE CRACK COCAINE AND METH ARE STILL ON THE TABLE, GUYS!
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    Video games, Cyberpunk Culture, and Vegetarianism are components of Satan’s Spiritual Structure, according to the bible.
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    There better be some sort of superhell for me, because I’ve been involved in most of this. c: IT’LL BE WHERE ALL THE...
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    And then all the sudden, after my 3rd time coming across this picture, all I see is cleavage at the top …
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    God damnit I was levitating this morning and now i’m gonna go to hell :(
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    Good thing I’m not a vegetarian wow. says right there I”d go to hell! (some of the others I understand being seen as...
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    No backmasking? But, but, Paul Is Dead.
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    I guess I worship satan…
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    Truly, yoga and meditation? Fuck your logic.
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    Whaaaat, No D&D?! What blasphemy!
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    welp. looks like I’m going to hell….
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    They misspelled marijuana…,
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