Your name is KIDK MIRAI, although you wonder just how HIGH you even had to BE just to DO something like that.

Your interests include CARTOONS, COMICS, and NOVELS about FICTIONAL SCIENCE and sometimes WIZARDS.

You wield the PENKIND specibus, because you like to WRITE and DRAW a lot, and you like to refer to yourself as the MAGE of LAW, although in reality you are just a garden-variety ATTORNEY.

You are also a HUGE FANGIRL and your BLOG is likely to consist mostly if not entirely of COOL FAN-RELATED NONSENSE. The rest will consist of photos of your various CROCHET projects, because you are obsessed with YARN.

xekstrin:

laughingalonewithrvb:

alexiorsay:

saiph-and-sound:

heterosexual-yaoi:

turntiergodhead:

worldsbestbrother:

sassy-gay-homestucker:

sassy-lesbian-megido:

female-tyler:

sassy-lesbian-equius:

birdiyo:

im never cutting potatoes again

Declaw your cats if you have small children in your house.

Don’t hold glass if you have lotion…

Don’t ride shitty scooters on gravel :’)

Don’t run through rosebushes

Don’t get t-boned by a speeding pickup in your semi-decrepit Camry

you’re a fucking idiot if you use really old rope swings to swing over a lot of sharp rocks into water

because you will fall and you will bleed

Don’t lean against hot pots

Don’t bounce on your mom’s bed while she’s cleaning her room and has placed sharp metal flower sculptures from her bureau onto said bed.

(Source: birdsorthebeez)

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