Your name is KIDK MIRAI, although you wonder just how HIGH you even had to BE just to DO something like that.

Your interests include CARTOONS, COMICS, and NOVELS about FICTIONAL SCIENCE and sometimes WIZARDS.

You wield the PENKIND specibus, because you like to WRITE and DRAW a lot, and you like to refer to yourself as the MAGE of LAW, although in reality you are just a garden-variety ATTORNEY.

You are also a HUGE FANGIRL and your BLOG is likely to consist mostly if not entirely of COOL FAN-RELATED NONSENSE. The rest will consist of photos of your various CROCHET projects, because you are obsessed with YARN.

bonelordthemagnificent asked: HELLO MY DECIDEDLY ROBOTIC FRIEND WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SKELETONS I LIKE SKELETONS SKELETONS ARE THE GREATEST PRAISE BE TO THE HOLY EVIL GOVERNMENT (RUN BY THE SKELETONS)

zdk13eros:

Hello.

I am not liking those EVIL GOVERNMENT SKELETONS.

I don’t like EVIL and I will not PRAISE to them.

They are taking over! Help Help Help! It’s the skeleton! Wow!!!

Wow!!! Skeleton mans! 

It’s happening the skeleton! They are here and ready! What doing to do this to them? Get ready for the SKELETONS SKELETONS We will win vicariously the SKELETONS We won the fight!

Yes!!! Praise to be ZDK 13EROS I am the King and the Queen Joker of the night, I will run hot tamale

Anonymous asked: say "bear" 97 times and you will become a bear

zdk13eros:

bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear 

You are becoming trickier! Your foolery! You fooled me excellently! You fooled me,I am experiencing negative side effects,however! I am not a bear! Get out of my homestead

cheepinandbeepin:

I feel so horribly old now.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast was one of the first things I went looking for shit about on the internet when my family first got AOL.  Y’know, dialup.  When I was 12.  Fuck yeah being old.  Also SGC2C is an awesome show, txt it.  Except you probably couldn’t txt it back then.  Txting was not yet widespread.  There was only Space Ghost.  Asking Sandra Bernhard if she could read his mind, while thinking about tacos.

cheepinandbeepin:

I feel so horribly old now.

Space Ghost Coast to Coast was one of the first things I went looking for shit about on the internet when my family first got AOL. Y’know, dialup. When I was 12. Fuck yeah being old. Also SGC2C is an awesome show, txt it. Except you probably couldn’t txt it back then. Txting was not yet widespread. There was only Space Ghost. Asking Sandra Bernhard if she could read his mind, while thinking about tacos.

(Source: ibleachednirvana)

atmosiacyclonia:

Why can’t you just press the button yourself Stork?

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home


Reblogging because what the hell haha, but also to source the original art which was the work of Maya Kern.

the-sweetarsenic:

I wanna go home

Reblogging because what the hell haha, but also to source the original art which was the work of Maya Kern.

(Source: pigeon-prince)

ladragonaria:

nightgaunts:

actegratuit:

Vasily Klyukin

The Winged Victory Of Samothrace Could One Day Dominate Your City’s Skyline

post modernist architecture is fucked up and rude

For a minute I thought giant futuristic robot bees had built their hive on a building

Working in the west wing of the building takes on a different meaning.

eldiablocabra:

i-wanna-build-a-sn0wman:

flawlessspecter:

hiccuptherunt:

sakurasunshine:

keep-calm-and-disney-on:

HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG

THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH

Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”

Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.

Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.

2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS

if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently

HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!

(Source: tooshaknowsbest)

cartoon-drive-thru:

Ted Pencils goes to dinner

cartoon-drive-thru:

Ted Pencils goes to dinner

calliotrope:

I feel like there should be an Office-esque side glance at the camera rn.

(Source: roobbstark)

he’d have probably bitten its head off by now anyway.

bit off its head and the damn thing’s hollow.  what the fuck is this what fuckin cheapass shit makes a hollow chocolate rabbit.  should at least be smaller candy inside or something.  pointless.  ain’t even good chocolate either.

Yeah it’s probably best I left it with the Ghirardelli bar after all uh huh.