Your name is KIDK MIRAI, although you wonder just how HIGH you even had to BE just to DO something like that.
Your interests include CARTOONS, COMICS, and NOVELS about FICTIONAL SCIENCE and sometimes WIZARDS.
You wield the PENKIND specibus, because you like to WRITE and DRAW a lot, and you like to refer to yourself as the MAGE of LAW, although in reality you are just a garden-variety ATTORNEY.
You are also a HUGE FANGIRL and your BLOG is likely to consist mostly if not entirely of COOL FAN-RELATED NONSENSE. The rest will consist of photos of your various CROCHET projects, because you are obsessed with YARN.
…that there are four Jacks. Just like in any card deck, we’ve got two one-eyed:
(Bec Noir, Beta Kids’ Session)
(Spades Slick, Post-Scratch Trolls’ Session)
…and two two-eyed:
(Alpha Kids’ Session)
Know your Jacks, know your Homestuck. Have a nice day!
hero-of-ink asked: About your headcanon height thing for Zim; I actually came up with an idea too! I recently learned that the amount of oxygen in the atmosphere determines an insect's size. Being that Irkins are insect based, it's possible the reason they're so short is because of the lack of oxygen on Irk. Therefore, when Zim decided to live on Earth, the far greater amount of oxygen caused his body to experience dramatic change. (probably not 100% scientifically right but whatev...)
Oo this is interesting! I like this a lot more than the gravity thing, since it takes more science/biology into account. And this could also be used to explain the Tallest (whereas the gravity thing really can’t)—maybe Irkens chosen to be Tallest are exposed to more oxygen (maybe they carry a device for that in their bigger paks, for example) to promote a huge growth spurt, or something. Thanks for sharing this headcanon!
Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape!
That little girl is going places
this little girls game is on point
IMAGINE THE AMOUNT OF PAPER CUTS
"I Tried to Make a Funny Text Post on Tumblr, But Nobody Cared"
—A funny text post on tumblr by me